Guess who I am!

I love Halloween if for no other reason than it is a fantastic opportunity to bug the crap out of people who have taken their costume way too seriously! Try this some time - Go up to a person who is obviously dressed up as a character from a video game, (these ones usually work really well and are only second to people who dress up as anime characters) and purposely guess the wrong name several times in a row. When they attempt to correct you, insist that they are wrong and continue to guess. This activity can provide up to four minutes of frustrated hilarity before they either storm off or attempt to murder you with their plastic weapons. Be sure to wear eye protection in case they take the latter option.

I gave up trying to get people to guess who I was really dressed up as for Halloween this year, so I just started letting them call me whatever they wanted.

First person to guess who I was really dressed up as gets a Gold Star™* and is immediately entered to win the grand prize of a Platinum Star™**, worth approximately five hundred Gold Stars™!


*Gold Stars™ are a registered trademark of Redonks Cool Ltd. (All rights reserved) Gold Stars™ may be redeemed for a warm and/or fuzzy feeling normally associated with a false sense of accomplishment.

** Platinum Stars™ are a registered trade mark of this joke is so over now.